• Darrell Kendall

The Half-Assed Homestead Goes into Witness Protection! Please meet "The Roost"



I'll be honest with you, the Half-Assed Homestead Blog was forgotten about. Like the feeling of a Browns victory, the blog had become a distant memory. There are a lot of good reasons for that...a barn, some goats, a cow or twenty-five.... Things have happened at the HAH. So many things, in fact, that it may be time to retire the Half-Assed Homestead moniker entirely. The blog will continue, and I will try to do my best to entertain you with my incoherent ramblings here at the "The Roost- Rants and Raves from Soluna Farm And Ranch". Just like the farm itself, though, our presence on the interwebs must grow and evolve.


This place has truly become a farm, and frankly, I have worked too hard to call it half-assed any longer. I have put every bit of my gluteus maximi into this place. Over the next several posts I will try to justify that statement with updates, snapshots of my absurdity, and thoughts about the past year, the next year, and how I feel about those that produce the food that you currently consume (spoiler alert--I have strong feelings). I hope that by conjoining the blog with the recently launched (and very beautiful, if I say so myself) SolunaFarm.com website, we can go back to regular posts that contain substance, humor, and opinions---substance is usually going to be at a minimum.


For those of you that are new to the blog, new to the farm, or better yet are currently on the clock and need a way to pass some time, please take a stroll back through the years (all 1.75 of them) and see where we started. I am strongly of the opinion, having just copied and pasted every post from the previous site, that Soluna Farm and Ranch becoming a legitimate business, recognized by the State of Ohio is patently absurd.....







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